the og momye coleditive was founded in 192020 (what r*tards call 1940) by the almgh(h)ty Grembolinius Obamaballs "Titty Bouquet" the First. he was probably a cheeseball (aka a mo'poongle mo'titmonkey). one day he tried to omungle obMa and then boom.the fuckin uh.ogmcwas formed by the sment, the sticky stinky sment, the oo ooooo yummy smunky sment. oooooooo sment. anyway the semtn, the sment fell on the ground and BOOM. BOOM MOMMY SMENY. BOOOOOM. HOLY MO'CHRISTFUMPER. wooooooooooo
ooooooooo and then. there was time trvaeler in 192020 (1940) named Grembobulous Sintreno Hommie Jr. (later G-Hommie)) and he found Grembolinius and took him the sment @nd killed him for the sment and stole the sment and then went to the year 2 (the year that A-Hommie diad in) and. and he used the sment to make present day ogmc. however back in 192020 when grembolinius originally sment'ed with obama his sment already made an ogmc so now there was present day ogmc (known as PDOGMC) and 1940's ogmc (known as 40OGMC).
now, what to do with two ogmc's..now first with the 40OGMC they were chillin and crippin with they mommiehoes and whej sudden they saw the...uh....obama and the obama informed them of what had happened with G-Hommie stealing Grembolinius' sment and so then the 40OGMC devoted$ their brains to getin the tiem tramvel to find G-Hommie and murder his ass for the sabotage sment.
mdanwhile the PDOGMC fucking did nothing. they literally did nothing except say things like "black obungle titties" and "n*gga cheeseball beans" and "that's on mommygod". what fucklosers.
plus. plus also Grembobulous in the year 2 formed the ogmc there too acidently made year 2 ogmc (Y2OGMC). so Y2OGMC was back there being obunga cavemen or something and then A-Hommie was aroun.d now a-hommie was also obunga cavement and he joined the Y2OGMC to fight dinosaurs or shit and they all died. they got trampled by a mommysaur or something. but by this point the 40OGMC had found time travle and they tried to go to present day to ounish G-Hommie but accidentaly went back to the year 2. at that point they managed to find the dead bodie of a-hommie and they revived him because they thought he was obama (grembolinius' original smentingpartner) and he was alive now. he acidnelt tagged along with the 40OGMC and came with them to the future. and
so now @ this point they were in the present day to fight G-Hommie. but the 40OGMC were noobs and got actually destoryyed by the PDOGMC mommyteam in arsenal and so they died. hwever a-hommie didnt die and decided to join the PDOGMC. so ok history done fr*ck youall